i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
What a dumb baby whore.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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