he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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