what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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