There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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