Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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