This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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