Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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