just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
