is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...