so explain again why im purple
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.