last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How drunk are you?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.