So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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