Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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