this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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