thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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