so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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