next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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