i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
handjob tips. give me some.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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