Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I lost the right to judge tonight
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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