I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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