I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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