She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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