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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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