Whoa Z and x make the same sound
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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