The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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