Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
then he tried to convert me to islam
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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