I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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