Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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