please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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