I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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