It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This house was built for laser tag.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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