i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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