And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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