i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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