Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Are we still banned from the library?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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