Your tits are I can't wait for
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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