I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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