C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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