i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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