There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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