you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So vagazzling was a success
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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