accomplished twins. life is a go
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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