oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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