i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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