i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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