its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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