he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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