halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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