at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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