Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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