I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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