is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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