problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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