S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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